elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
we need some new and more powerful swears
why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS THE LAST THING MONSTERS SEE BEFORE THEY DIE
The Pout of DEATH
people who still follow you even though you’ve switched fandoms like 9 times
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today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
when you get a test and you actually understand all the questions
Omg I accidentally said that aloud during a test once and someone behind me said “That’s wonderful, Chekov. Now if you please, return to your post and continue,” in a Spock voice.
in the middle of a gunfight
in the centre of a restaurant
“clean studs”
What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook
sometimes i’m like “wow i hate myself and want to die” but on good days i’m just like “wow i hate myself”
helenabonhamcartergotdrunkand:
The Golden Trio- Throughout The Years
this is scaring the shit our of me
#notice how their facial expressions gradually get darker every time #jUST LIKE THE MOVIES
hp, omg

i love obama way too much
FUCKING LOVE YOU OBAMA BE AUSTRALIA’S PRESIDENT
AMEN
Can everyone think like this, please?